Patty Cakes, this is a stick up! *wearing a ski mask, pulls hand out of pants and points a finger gun
at cashier* “Give me an Elvis cupcake and no one gets hurt!” *Puts $3.00 on the counter, looks to see if there are any witnesses, takes the cupcake then runs away* You’ve just witnessed a successful (but paid for!) heist of perhaps one of the most intriguingly tasting cupcakes you’ll ever have the pleasure of consuming, digesting, then yes, sadly, pooping. (-_-) But fear not! Them 3 buckets that you just plopped down for that inevitable ride through your belly will be worth every penny. It may sound a bit strange at first, but the mish mash of peanut butter, banana cream, and bacon all at once all does eventually come together nicely on the palate. So just TRUST ME on this one and you may just want to pull off a heist of your own too. (~_~)
